Dan Tarango is TD'ing on Christmas Morning! What a guy. He's no grinchy grumpy frumpy dump, he's a cheery merry very beery old soul with a bag of plastic for to throw and a cockeyed holiday grin for to flash. Peter Black hit the ace today, so the pool is shallow for Jesus's Birthday Party, but hey---it's not about the Caysh; it's all about the love and harmony, peace and tolerance, joy and kindness, and maybe a little something in the basket from about 60 feet out. So turn the the other cheek, smile away your troubles, and play disc golf on Christmas Day. It's what the little Tender and Mild One would have you do. Danny Claus is Coming to Town, and he's bringing a sleigh full of chills and spills for the boys and grills. Yes, folks, it's a Exmassy feeling on the Christmas, Dan Tarango style, so wear some bells on your pajamas, crack open a can of Hot Buttered Rum, and come out to the GGP on the twenny fith.
Let's make this Christmas the best ever. Let's play disc golf with our fellow man. Gawd bless us everyone!